True or False: The Sleepover Edition to Find Out if You’re Gay

Blanket Undercover, from the series Year of Dreams: Burning Man

This is a test that was developed by Allfride Kingsey in 1948 that uses quantitative answers to show if you’re gay.

(Suggestion- complete this quiz at your next sleepover!)

Translated to English from the original Latyn text by Megan Mantia and Leone Anne Freeves

  1. You are Gay

True False

  1. You’re Gay though, right?

True False

  1. But seriously, aren’t you Gay?

True False

  1. My hair is pretty

True False

  1. This is cute

True   False

  1. Sometimes you fall asleep, and your arm falls asleep behind your head and you wake up with a start and your dead arm falls in your lap, and you think someone is sexually assaulting you

(can apply to male)

True False

  1. I like girls (You can be a girl, this doesn’t have to be a lesbian thing. Sometimes girls hate on girls. Why do you gotta be like that girls? We’re all in this together you know.)

True False

  1. Did you see that episode of Friends where Pheobe sings about the smelly cat?

True False

  1. I watch Friends

True False

  1. Do you have restless leg syndrome?

True False

  1. Do you believe in Mermaids?

True False

  1. If the wind blows hard enough, are you aroused? (be honest)

True False

  1. UPS

True False

  1. USPS

True False

  1. You are good at wrapping presents

True False

  1. Are you good at it? Will you help us wrap some presents for our mom’s birthday? (can not be our mom)

True False

  1. Have you ever flown on the airlines Aer Lingus?

True False

  1. Do you like me?

True False

  1. Will you go out with me?

True False

  1. If you’re wondering where we will go out to, we can decide that together. Okay?

True False

RESULTS

If you answered True to Question 1. You’re gay

If you answered True to 2. Or 3. You’re also gay cause you said you were, duh.

If you answered True to being good at wrapping presents, we really need your help with our mom. Call us – 828-400-3655 (24 hour)

If you answered Yes to UPS, then my next question is – Do Dey Duhliver?

If you answered TRUE to being aroused by the whistling winter wind then you’re either or all of the below gender spectrum categoricizationals:

Androgynybigenital

Two-Split

Three-Split

Mono-Bisexual

Neutragenital

Undecided

Oh Yeah, and if you wanna go out, let’s make a plan right now for where we are actually going. Like maybe we could go to Winsteads?